I wanted to put up some killer hip-hop songs first but then of course I found this and are you kidding me? Why would I not use that sweet caveman time travel machine so I could post this, like, yesterday?
Presenting...

AC Slater Land of Doom DJ Mix Master by shdowling
That's right. LAND OF DOOM. This roughly translates into LAND OF DnB which by now is frighteningly foreign territory to me. Luckily AC Slater (I know, right?) throws in some slower dubstep-pyish and hip-hop beats and THANK GOD because I seriously have no idea how to dance to so many BPM these days. Death by BPM. I saw him last night at Trouble & Bass DC at U Hall last night and MY THIGHS HURT FROM SO MUCH BOUNCING (that's how you do DnB, right?).
Sorry DJ FUCKING PRETENTIOUS for drunk texting you at 1am asking you how to dance to this.