Say THE HELENATOR, what is it you did in France again? While you lived there? Oh yea, you whined about being in France. Too bad you didn't think to go to crazy disco dance parties instead of being an angsty American. Oh well, just thought I'd rub it in a bit. C'est la vie.
Oh readers, I know that we aren't actually going to this. It's in France and on Friday! There's no way! But don't weep, my countrymen and countrywomen, for I have posted you this excellent teaser mixtape. We can all listen to it together (but not actually together) in our cubicles as we are toiling away our long American hours for our illusory American social security benefits.
Fool's Gold Takes Paris Mix by Nick Catchdubs
Okay, maybe that's all hyperbole. If you lived in France you could go to Kitsune shows all the time. But then again if you wanted to fit in at those shows you'd have to buy French bullshit:
listen dude i was FULL OF ANGST because i had no friends and went to a school full of ludicrously self-entitled ex-pats. holy god. i eventually learned to take advantage of my friends' mansions, multiple pools, and alcohol-providing parents by the end of my tenure on the cote d'azur. BOMB
ReplyDeleteALSO that big bad wolf sample is starting to drive me nuts. i swear to lord jesus i hear it at every dance night i've been to lately and invariably it's repeated ad nauseam for five minutes before they break. so yeah, don't use it.
that's a fucking sweet poster, by the way.