This week's place to be: PARIS

That's right, le gay Paris is going to be host to the lineup of my dreamiest disco dreams. So if you just so happen to be in Paris on Friday, now you know what to do with the evening when you're not busy biking around with Mireille identifying different fruits and vegetables and ordering different things at a restaurant and all those other things that people do in France.



Say THE HELENATOR, what is it you did in France again? While you lived there? Oh yea, you whined about being in France. Too bad you didn't think to go to crazy disco dance parties instead of being an angsty American. Oh well, just thought I'd rub it in a bit. C'est la vie.

Oh readers, I know that we aren't actually going to this. It's in France and on Friday! There's no way! But don't weep, my countrymen and countrywomen, for I have posted you this excellent teaser mixtape. We can all listen to it together (but not actually together) in our cubicles as we are toiling away our long American hours for our illusory American social security benefits.

Fool's Gold Takes Paris Mix by Nick Catchdubs

Okay, maybe that's all hyperbole. If you lived in France you could go to Kitsune shows all the time. But then again if you wanted to fit in at those shows you'd have to buy French bullshit: