Today in leisure deaths

Let us all have a moment of silence to remember DJ Mehdi, who died following the collapse of the roof of the house he was partying on in Paris. You thought you couldn't party too hard? YOU CAN. Since we like scientific proofs on this blog, I am providing an equation, for you, to describe this occurrence.

ℙ(death ∪ serious injury) ∝ (status as internationally famous DJ + (quantity of alcohol and cocaine consumed))

or:

PARTYING TOO HARD = PROBABLE DEATH.

Add this untimely passing to the list after K-Swift, the darling of the Baltimore Club movement. She died after diving into the shallow end of a pool. BE SAFE, KIDS.

In memoriam:
DJ Mehdi Live @ Mad Decent Block Party 7-30-2011 by maddecent