Filtered tunes for your Monday enjoyment

Original Tracks by Moonchild

I don't know about you folks, but nothing gets my otherwise stagnant Monday blood flowing like some French house. Surprisingly, my two favorite purveyors of contemporary french house are both not Daft Punk or Justice and not even French at that. Go Go Bizkitt! hails from Scotland, and Moonchild lives down under. But what unites them is a taste for sweet bass grooves with gorgeous filters laid over everything to give it that Fresh and Funky feeling. It is a well known science fact that such beats, when pulled though lowpass filters on a low frequency oscillation pattern, make people want to screw each others brains out. So be careful playing this stuff at work.

[Moonchild Mixtapes] by Moonchild

While these tunes may not fit as perfectly into the narrative of a Leiji Matsumoto anime feature, they are indeed awesome and quite reminiscent of the things that we liked about Homework and Discovery (but weren't really there in Human After All and such). And they're fun. I like 'em.

NEW CUT COPY MIXTAPE: IS IT LESS ANNOYING IF YOU'RE HIGH???

A Tale of Two Journeys (Mixtape) by cutcopymusic

Or maybe it's less annoying if you're into CHILL-WAVE, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS. Maybe I just don't get it. Or maybe it's actually weird and crappy. YOU DECIDE.

SOUNDTRACK CONTEST

What song is playing in this animated gif? YOU DECIDE.

The winner, chosen arbitrarily by the SHITSHOW STEERING COMMITTEE, will receive a generously portioned slice of cheese from DJ FUCKING PRETENTIOUS and possibly a lapdance from THE HELENATOR.