This is way, way overdue. Behold: a Crookers post! Crookers is not for sexy time. Crookers is hardcore dance music. Crookers does not make you loft your solo cups into the air because you will be too busy spilling your drink on your sequined dress dancing so hard. Crookers will hypnotise you with the absolute madness of their beats. You will ignore everything for Crookers. Loop it. Loop those beats hard.
And Crookers will get you laid. But please don't listen to this while you're doin' it. DISASTER WILL STRIKE. That's what Luvstep is for.
Commence m-m-m-ega post:
Crookers and Lil Jon - Hey Knobbers (Team Jaguar's "2008 will never die" Mix) by Team Jaguar
Day 'N' Nite (Crookers Remix) by shdowling
Dooms Night (Crookers Remix) by shdowling
Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work Crookers Dirrrrrty Mix by shdowling
Savage Skulls & Douster – Bad Gal (Crookers Remix) – Douster Caliente Edit by shdowling
And remember this? Mandatory attendance.
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