KEEP IT DIRTY

This is way, way overdue. Behold: a Crookers post! Crookers is not for sexy time. Crookers is hardcore dance music. Crookers does not make you loft your solo cups into the air because you will be too busy spilling your drink on your sequined dress dancing so hard. Crookers will hypnotise you with the absolute madness of their beats. You will ignore everything for Crookers. Loop it. Loop those beats hard.

And Crookers will get you laid. But please don't listen to this while you're doin' it. DISASTER WILL STRIKE. That's what Luvstep is for.

Commence m-m-m-ega post:
Crookers and Lil Jon - Hey Knobbers (Team Jaguar's "2008 will never die" Mix) by Team Jaguar
Day 'N' Nite (Crookers Remix) by shdowling
Dooms Night (Crookers Remix) by shdowling
Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work Crookers Dirrrrrty Mix by shdowling
Savage Skulls & Douster – Bad Gal (Crookers Remix) – Douster Caliente Edit by shdowling

And remember this? Mandatory attendance.

SMMAAASSSHHMMOOUUTTHHH

Don't really feel like writing a post for this thing, it's a track, listen to it, it's bomb, the end.

FKi - Smashmouth DIRTY 1 1 by shdowling

And remember that party we're having? COME. You will die of dance exhaustion and we will resurrect your corpse to party party party forever and ever until the moment 7.6 billion years from now when the sun will finally consume us all. HOT, for real.

DEATH BY SEXY BEATZ

THE DISSMASTER GENERAL SPEAKS AGAIN

Jaypop has responded to recent threats by THE HELENATOR that she will once again attempt to seduce him at the SHITSHOW PARTY with the following statement, issued by press release this evening at Earth Treks in Columbia.






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Also, I heard this was a music blog, here are some musics:
Ra Ra Riot - Can You Tell (The Kids Are Radioactive Remix) by The Kids Are Radioactive
Bad Romance (The Kids Are Radioactive Remix) - Lady Gaga by The Kids Are Radioactive

MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDAR