GO GO GO POP POP POP BANG BANG

Rye Rye, who hails from Charm Chity, has recently put out some straight up and unapologetic Bmore club bangers. I'm torn on this one -- this seems far less creative than any of her previous tracks (compare Go! Pop! Bang! with her older Bang) but hey, I embrace anything new from the lady.

For the hell of it, you're getting two of her new ones and her older, bomber track Bang feat. MIA.

Rye Rye - Go! Pop! Bang! by shdowling

Rye Rye - DJ Go ft. DJ Say Wut by shdowling



I should also note that she frequently does surprise appearances at shows in Baltimore. When I saw Crystal Castles/Rusko/Sinden she popped up during the latter's set and dropped some hot rhymes. As far as I'm concerned it was the icing on the cake of a fucking solid night of house and dubstep.

OBAMA PIMPS WHITE WOMEN AND BLACK WOMEN

I should have posted this a long time ago, as it's quite possibly the best baltimore club song, and for that matter the best song that's ever been made. I hope it ends up in the National Archives as a historical relic of our times. Specifically a relic of those days in 2009 when Obama wasn't just the President, he was also A LONG-LEGGED MAC DADDY.

IT'S BARBIE, BITCHES

This song has nearly everything I love in a hot tune: Nicki Minaj, some hip-hop-py rappin', AND bmore club. Helll yeah.

This is about as pleasant a bmore club remix you gon' get, son.
DJay 360 - Moment 4 Life (BMore Club Mix) by DJay360

BONUS: more typical Nicki Minaj song that's crazy sexy (and weird). This shit gives new meaning to "booty bass"

We're going to this thing because it involves zombies and scottie b

Baltimore is the greatest city in america

Or the city that reads, or whatever you like really. I like to think of it as The City Formerly Known as Baltimore, Known Hereafter as the Unpronounceable Symbol of the Boh Face. Or Boh Face City for short, or B-town for shorter.

There is a good reason why Baltimore is the Greatest City in America. And that reason is obviously Baltimore Club. Baltimore Club (in case you live in a fucking bunker) is the result of aggressive looping over a hip-hop/house beat. Its punctuation is delivered enthusiastically by foghorns, laser beams, and the occasional train whistle. With influences felt from the dance hall styles of Jamaica, Baltimore club is the most superior art form that has ever existed with the intention of making you get low.

It was Grindcore who introduced me to it going down the beltway to the sounds of the FRIDAY NIGHT HOOLIGAN EXPRESS which can only be found on 92Q THE PEOPLES STATION. Nowhere on earth is there a greater radio show. I'm not sure it's put on with the vision of two white boys flailing their arms around in a speeding vehicle down 695 on their way to a shitty rosedale apartment with no air conditioning and a bitchy landlady. But that's precisely what happened and precisely what will always happen. And that's what makes Baltimore club great. That, and this song:

Dave - Poke ya ass out remix by DaVe Productions

RIP K SWIFT

2 YRS LATER U STILL MISSED

HOLDIN IT DOWN IN HEAVEN

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