MUSTARD PIMP IS RIGHT

Yeaaaa so this might go under that NSFW category maybe. You wouldn't want to watch this with your boss, or your mother, or probably anyone for that matter. Watch it alone in the comfort of your own room, shrieking with laughter and grimacing with the deeply unsettling horror that is human biology. Or rather human biology in a very fucked up version of Sesame Street.



Anyway the important part is that the track is, indeed legitimately awesome. That klaxon of a synth lead is amazingly strong and makes the breakdowns feel really good. Can't wait to spin this one. In the proverbial sense, of course, since the only thing spinning will be my hard drive. GET IT, HARD DRIVE?

NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU" LIKE THE BASS DROP OF A SHITTY DUBSTEP TRACK

Seriously, before you get out those big yellow rubber gloves for whatever kinky shit you've got planned tonight, make sure you hit play on this mixtape. It was specifically designed by the LUV SCIENTISTS at Mad Decent (i.e., Dirty South Joe and Flufftronix) to induce sexy behavior in humans and probably some other kinds of organisms as well. Just imagine, hundreds of millions of bacteria fucking on your skin. Except that they don't really fuck, they divide. And they do that regardless of what music's playing. But just think about that. And then get it on, or something. Why? Listen to this line from the artists themselves:

"Luvstep 2 is the sound of electronic gruv glide inside lazer guided lullabies."

I don't even know that means. But you know who does? FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT. What a fucking love machine.

Dirty South Joe & Flufftronix - Luvstep 2 by flufftronix

FIRST NPR, NOW THIS BULLSHIT?

Dubstep has officially jumped the shark. It's up. It's over. This is both good and bad -- we'll hear a lot more of it, but a lot of it will be shitty. And guess who's ushering this in?

Britney motherfuckin' Spears. Part club banger, part... dubstep. Right in the middle. Snuck in. IT'S THERE AND DON'T THINK WE WOULDN'T NOTICE.
Britney Spears - Hold it against me by jimevivaldo

Also I might like this. Just a little bit. Please don't tell Skrillex.