Like bmore club on valium

THE HELENATOR was excited about this. She's often excited about things. So I had my arm twisted into writing a review for Bird Peterson's most recent (is it even? not sure, don't care) mixtape. Usually I love the shit outta some Bird Peterson. But this one has me a little less than excited. It's bmore club (WHICH I LOVE BEYOND ALL ELSE IN THIS WORLD), but he made it weird, and took away its teeth. No more obnoxious claps, snares, or even laser beams. Gone. Little did he know that THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT AWESOME, THOSE ARE THE GOOD PARTS OF MY BMORE CLUB. Shit man, could he fuck with DC's bullshit gogo scene instead? Baltimore knows what it's doing, let well enough alone. I guess there's other tracks that are just ridic without being bmore club, and some of those have been remixed in a way that makes them electronicky and less obnoxious, but really I'm not impressed. Maybe with the bass turned way up it's a different experience but at present I am only disappoint. Hot Jams Forever by Bird Peterson

NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU" LIKE THE BASS DROP OF A SHITTY DUBSTEP TRACK

Seriously, before you get out those big yellow rubber gloves for whatever kinky shit you've got planned tonight, make sure you hit play on this mixtape. It was specifically designed by the LUV SCIENTISTS at Mad Decent (i.e., Dirty South Joe and Flufftronix) to induce sexy behavior in humans and probably some other kinds of organisms as well. Just imagine, hundreds of millions of bacteria fucking on your skin. Except that they don't really fuck, they divide. And they do that regardless of what music's playing. But just think about that. And then get it on, or something. Why? Listen to this line from the artists themselves:

"Luvstep 2 is the sound of electronic gruv glide inside lazer guided lullabies."

I don't even know that means. But you know who does? FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT. What a fucking love machine.

Dirty South Joe & Flufftronix - Luvstep 2 by flufftronix

OH SNAP NEW GIRL TALK

I found out like 3 minutes ago that Gregg Gillis just released his banging new album, All Day, for free at his website. SO EXCITED. GO GET IT.

This is essentially a place holder post until I can listen to the whole album and pick the best track evar and slap it up here. Nick I got dibs on this.

UPDATE: MY HOT TRACK PICK. All of the tracks are awesome, and the album is definitely designed to be listened to as one long piece, but I chose a favorite anyway. It's based on the fact that it samples both Aphex Twin and that one song that has "don't stop get it get it" in the lyrics. Track 7, "Get It Get It."

Oh what the hell, I could post the individual song but instead why don't you have the whole whole damn thing: