Hipster music video competition

THE HELENATOR and I were arguing last night over which of the following two hipster music videos (hereafter HMVs) was better. We need your help to resolve this argument. Please vote for your favorite HMV in the comments.

I'm gonna talk about Filter House again and you can't stop me; also some shitshow debriefing

Everything should have filters. My car, for example: has an air filter. Meanwhilst, my tracks have high-pass/low-pass filters. That makes them more sexy, as I've gone on about at length in previous posts.

But Moonchild, the exact artist I was excited about in my last post, has a new (debut!) EP coming out and so I'm even more excited. Even better: it rocks.

Moonchild - Love Birds EP + Remixes by Moonchild

PS. Many many thanks to our awesome performers at SHITSHOW: THE PARTY. As a result of your herculean efforts, it was an awesome success (if I do say so myself).

In particular, many thanks to our favorite band, FOURTH GRADE SECURITY RISK. We will always sing the Star Spangled Banner when you say the Pledge of Allegiance.

Also many thanks to our fire spinners: SPINABELLE LEE, MAGNIFICENT MAXWELL, and NEMESIS!

The DJs, MAN WITHOUT PANTS, DJ FUCKING PRETENTIOUS, and KID R.B. are now part of the label known as AWESOME PHYSICAL POWER, which has just released its first track on Soundcloud:

Derezzed (Man Without Pants Remix) by ManWithoutPants

Maybe you noticed its DEBUT PERFORMANCE at the party! Unbeknownst to MAN WITHOUT PANTS, I will be interviewing him soon to find the details of his creative process and that will result in some sort of blog post.

SUPER AWESOME NEWS

I think that pretty much sums it all up.

RUMOUR MILL: NATALIE PORTMEN REUNION TOUR!?!?!?

Folks, this is what we've all been waiting for pretty much our entire lives. I've heard through some of my undisclosed and totally anonymous sources here at THE SHITSHOW's news desk that THE NATALIE PORTMEN are getting back together for a winter reunion tour. Where will they play first and when? No one knows. The band has yet to release an official statement, although members of the SHITSHOW STEERING COMMITTEE are hopeful they will do so through our media outlet.

The track that's sweeping through the european club scene

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S BARBARA STREISAND. BACK AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A POSITIVE REVIEW. I heard the producers, A-Trak and Armand Van Helden on motherfucking NPR's all things considered on Saturday night. I think the song's great. I think the video's better.



This one goes out to DCJonesy, who hasn't heard this yet.

VICTORY MONTAGE

For some awesome and amazing reason, DSJ (Dirty South Joe) and DJA (I don't know what that stands for) have combined forces to create the most epic thing ever. "Oh, that's just another exaggeration, another overuse of of the term 'epic'", you might be saying. But wait! Has any mix tape prior to this one so inspired you to engage in a training montage, to eventually emerge hungry for victory? I think not. This is the best combination of songs that has ever been assembled together. I can't even write this anymore, I'm too fucking amped to do anything but WIN!



Blood Bros: First Blood by maddecent

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